
Tomato Haiku Winners
HAIKU: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually five, seven, and five syllables respectively.
Heirlooms
3rd: Joseph Rapolla
My skin may be thin
I’m seen as sauce or ketchup
But I know my worth
2nd: Jake Dowler
red jewels in crates,
picked with hands the sun forgot
ketchup hides the past.
1st: Hank Robertson
My grandmother’s hands
Bejeweled with rich, dark earth
Plant ‘maters for me
Greenhouse
3rd: Casey
Cantaloupes & carrots
are riding on parrots
Apples & corn
are shearing sheep shorn
Celery & citrus
are doing some fitness
Spinach & pears
are going to fairs
Veggies & Fruits
are trying on boots
Tomato’s a uniter
not a divider.
2nd: Avonlea
I love tomatoes
They are so juicy and red
Tomato power!
1st: Emma
So juicy, so sweet
One fruit uniting all plants
Golden in the sun
Funnies
3rd: Tarryn Sanchez
When I'm fast asleep,
Round, juicy things come to mind.
No, Bob. Tomatoes.
2nd: Jill Fox
Tomato ta-tas
the heirloom variety
my low-hanging fruits.
1st: Braxton Kinney
Tomatoes shout out:
“Legalize marinara!”
A few will do thyme
Oddities
3rd: Gabriella Runnels
"Old Mr. Matterson"
Old Mr. Matterson's down at the market
Each Saturday without fail.
People'll warn you away from the fella
But I'm here to tell you a tale.
Folks'll be sayin' you can't stop to chatter
With Matterson, 'less you got time
To hear 'bout tomatoes for hours and hours.
"That much tomato talk should be a crime."
One Saturday mornin', I needed tomatoes-
Matterson had the last ones.
"I need some tomatoes," I told him, "Can't stay, though-
Sorry- I gotta run."
"Pear-shaped tomatoes'll have better flavor
Year-round than the round ones've got,"
He continued: "But this time o' year, it's the heirlooms
or heritage that hit the spot."
"Matterson-" I couldn't help it- "Why is it
You so love tomatoes?" I asked.
"I don't," 'swhat he said. I started to chuckle,
But I noticed he hadn't laughed.
"My wife loved tomatoes," he said with a smile,
A smile as sad as a smile can be.
"She talked 'bout tomatoes from mornin' to night -
Drove me 'bout crazy, you see.”
“But if I could once again talk of tomatoes
With her… well, guess it's too late.”
So Saturday stop by the stall of Old Matterson.
Tomatoes're good; conversation is great.
2nd: Shaun Barber
"Storm the Weather"
They gather in the corner shop at dusk—
the man who swears he can smell storms,
the woman who speaks only to mirrors,
the boy who trades shadows like currency.
Shelves groan with impossible things:
a clock that ticks backward until you forget your name,
a jar of laughter from 1912,
a tomato that never rots—
its skin warm as if it’s just been plucked from the sun.
Outside, the street hums ordinary life—
bus brakes, clinking bottles,
a dog dreaming in the sun.
Inside, every breath feels slightly sideways,
like you’ve turned a corner in your own mind.
Here, oddity isn’t a flaw,
it’s a language—
and the ones fluent in it
smile when you arrive,
offering a slice of the eternal tomato,
and a taste of something
you’ll never quite forget.
1st: Troy Coll
"wild tomatoes"
There has to be a secret to this.
One weird trick that doctors hate.
A memory palace, a mindfulness practice, a murder mystery podcast.
Some way out that isn’t through.
When you find it, let me know.
A secret is a heavy load.
Our soft bodies,
naked to every sting and sorrow,
were not meant to carry this much alone.
While we’re here sharing things, you should know:
I am afraid that the people I love
don’t know that I love them,
that they’ll get tired of helping me
and leave me behind.
Don’t think for a second that you’re special.
You are indistinguishable from the atmosphere.
You are welcome.
There’s beans and rice on the stove,
fix you a plate and sit down.
It’ll be like pulling out thorns you didn’t know were there.
I’ll be the first to admit that the horrors are significant.
There are potholes to fill,
police cars to flip,
lies to retruth,
and maybe a few rotten teeth to pull.
Despite all that,
despite the worry that rocks me to sleep every night,
I knew we were gonna be okay
when I asked my neighbor if he’d seen
the wild tomatoes
growing in the vacant lot on the corner.